Gracious Readers;
It has been a month since I last posted my blog.
After due consideration, I have decided that it is time to bring you, dear readers, up to date on what has been happening within me that has caused me to pause in my musings (bloggings) until now.
As you have no doubt surmised (clever readers that you are), I spent most of my formative centuries in England, although I was seconded to Europe for a decade or so with one of my masters……..
It has taken me some time, but I have worked out that I am now somewhere across the ocean, in the colonies, perhaps. Things are very different here. Although the people speak the same language, they speak it quite strangely, and I must listen very carefully to get the full meaning of what they are saying. I am, however, determined to “fit in” here, as I do not wish to be returned to my crate, so during the past month, I have spent my every waking moment listening and learning in hopes that if I am called upon to perform any service to my new masters, that I shall be able to do so properly. (When in Rome, do as the Romans do…..but where AM I?)
Speaking of listening, I have heard that I am once again to be moved, but not far. Apparently weeks of rain have postponed my relocation, however, on the next fine day, I will, apparently, be moved once again. I have very much enjoyed my time at the 1 Chipman Hill address, and although I have yet to work out in exactly which country and city I am residing, I am confident that it is either America, Australia or Canada due to the language spoken by most of the people who pass me here in the hall. Occasionally, I thought that perhaps I was in a part of France where the spoken French is quite different to what I had heard before from nobles who crossed the channel to meet with my superiors in the great halls…….but in retrospect, I think not. I shall advise you, dear readers, once I work out exactly where I am, other than the street address, and the fact that the sign on the building reads “Chipman Hill Suites”.
I am happy to be in contact with you again.
Syd
Sir Sydman Orion Gerburg of Princliff.
